• claire: really? don't you want to marry someone you actually care about???
  • jamie: i mean
  • jamie: there isn't really ANYONE exactly
  • jamie: definitely not someone in the vicinity
  • jamie: definitely not someone sitting right beside me
  • jamie: i just wanna help you out pal to pal
  • jamie: i'mavirginbye
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    Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

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    Please don’t go
    I’ll eat you whole
    I love you so, I love you so, I love you so  

    (Source: whorchacha)

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    She’s sweet as battery, man I got nothin
    You kiss an enemy’s hands, I got nothing
    We got an animal band and that’s something
    It’s not love if it’s just fucking

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